I am a very rich young Mademoiselle.
With pedigree, a highbred young Mademoiselle.
All the orders that I impart
Are ones you must obey, all you peasants!
I gotta, I gotta,
Oh man I gotta pee I’m gonna piss myself.
I gotta, I gotta.
Prepare your mouths for me now, all you peasants!

Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
This goes on to 3PM.

My Dear Father and Mother they don’t
Understand the trick to having fun!
It’s impossible for adults to wrap their head around.
Think not with your head above, but the one below!
This breaks my soul free of its restraints,
It’s a true release yes mentally!

Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!
Ultimate Laser!